Office for Personal Development – Invisible me

The best government department since DOSAC have returned with their new single ‘Invisible Me’. The 7-inch will be released via Austerity Records and is backed by b-side ‘Love Me Again’.

Image and artwork courtesy of the band.

Last time out on ‘You Are In Control’, they spoke of setting yourself free from life’s shackles and becoming all you can be. Three Prime Ministers later, the Hot Chip via 90s rave sonic has descended towards synths so icy they could reignite the cold war.

Their creative plummet to emotionless pastures has allowed them to pose the finest couplet of the year:

“Are happy people winning or / Have they already been defeated?”

Who among us can honestly say they didn’t consider walking out to see to find Reggie Perrin when Mrs Pork Markets the economy into a red park bin full of dog shit.

Just when all feels lost comes the defiant Aragon charging alone into the Battle of the Morannon moment arises in the final verse. All the bitterness and resentment at this country’s downturn into a Thatcherite tribute act (“I'm truly glad you found a way / To look after number one”) oozes from company director Trevor Deeble. Deeble’s introduction of the spoken word brings Fred Deakin’s sci-fi Armageddon album ‘The Lasters’ and John Hurt’s slow-burning performance in ‘1984’ to the fore.

On the surface, the lyrics still feel defeated (“I know now what I want / I want to be just like you”), but the spoken word gives it the feel of a quitting speech. One doesn’t quit this spitefully without the hope and rebellion flames flickering.

Despite the gloomy conclusion to 2022, their debut album is still poised to be one of 2023’s finest.  

The Office for Personal Development – Do It All Over Again

Despite the incompetence and lies of no.10, one government office continues to its positive output. The Office for Personal Development have returned with its new mission statement ‘Do It All Over Again’. It was recorded and produced by Jesus at ODP HQ in Bexhill-on-Sea

Seemingly inspired by the blonde narcissist, the protagonist has adopted a messiah complex as they traverse the supermarket's cold meats and detergent aisles. Alas, this character is beset with doubts (“Or am I gonna fuss and fret away yet another fine day”) a trait our bedraggled goon could barely conceive.

‘Do It All Over Again’ is available from their Bandcamp page.

Musically, they move away from their modern take on Pet Shops Boys to the quainter and quirky areas of indie and dance. Lemon Jelly’s innate sense of fun infiltrates the effortlessly cool Computer Love era of Kraftwerk. Although more subdued than previous efforts, buoyant pop bombast akin to Junior Senior still lurks.

We only write about music we like. We see no point in highlighting things we hate. However, with OPD, it feels irrelevant. Objectively they are the best put-together pop outfit since Lady Gaga. Fully formed characters, intriguing narrative, fine costume, and above all, great singles!

The Office For Personal Development - You Are In Control

The Bexhill massive are back with their new single ‘You Are In Control’. Led by Director Trevor Deeble, can they match their previous electronic pop triumphs?

You can buy the single on their Bandcamp page.

Deeble’s vocals take a striking resemblance to Neil Tennant. Never parody, always classy pastiche, his vocals switch from angelic to wry, to an overlord passing on millennia of wisdom to baying subjects.

As a collective, they are walking on clouds such are the levels of bliss. Out and out pop keys are met with Hot Chip beats and early 90s rave breakdowns reel in people from all walks of life. Then, exploding into life is the screeching but euphoric synths beckoning you to the promised land.

Through all the joy comes Deeble’s wise lyrics. All the hopes and dreams that spurn from bugged-out 4am conversations have been clarified in this awe-inspiring message.

Their triumphs are going from good to great with a meteoric rise.

Catch them live here:

Hastings Fat Tuesday Festival - March 1st

The Social, London - March 22nd